SATIRE: Student plans to build flying car
By Aina Zaidi Contributor Washtenaw Community College graduating student Will Brooks, 19, was far too excited at his admission into…
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SATIRE: Students protest graduation gowns using bright colors
By Aina Zaidi Contributor Several students of the Washtenaw Community College’s 2019 graduating class have decided that the black graduation…
SATIRE: Paranoid student deletes social media, and everything else
By Aina Zaidi Contributor In the wake of Facebook’s recent privacy issues, and other various user privacy concerns on social…
SATIRE: Student takes 8 a.m. class to try yogurt bar
By Aina Zaidi Contributor For some students, the addition of a new yogurt parfait and salad bar to the Java…
Opinion: Headlines in 2019 we’d like to see
Lilly Kujawski Editor Nicholas Ketchum Deputy Editor After months of reporting the news as-is, we thought it’d be fun to…