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Word of the Week: Absquatulate

Illustrated by Ian D. Loomis | Washtenaw Voice

By Laurence Wilson

Absquatulate (iv) abz-kwah-chu-late – Decamp; Abscond (slang according to MW)

Citizens of Washtenaw County must absquatulate the terror and spread of the Coronavirus by adhering to the Executive Orders surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic.

 

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