Interviews and photos By SOFIA LYNCH, Features Editor
If you lived to be 100, what would you tell people was the cause of your longevity just to mess with them?
Matt Berardi, 16, Milan, WTMC
Watch two hours of Netflix a day.
Mike Randolph, 17, Ann Arbor, WTMC
I ate McDonalds everyday. I’d say a chicken nugget a day did it for me.
Zack Denny, 20, Pickney, video production
I licked to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Andrew Hornyak, 18, Ann Arbor, general education
Not masturbating, because that would, like, ruin people lives.
Denise Osofisan, 22, Ann Arbor, social work
Eating a gallon of ice cream every night.
Alex Patten, 22, Ann Arbor, psychology
Do a lot of armed robberies, fights, assaults – a lot of prison time to get your hard shell.
Nina Tsang, 14, Ann Arbor, WTMC
Do whatever you want at the moment.
Susanna Miesel, 20, Ann Arbor, transfer
I would chalk it up to, like, weird sexual practices or something like that. Like, the trick is seven times a week, different positions. You guys have to experiment constantly. It balances your shakras and s—.’
Fadwa Ashur, 18, Ann Arbor, liberal arts transfer
Say I killed all the tyrants.
Shawna Lloyd, 20, Ypsilanti, nursing
Always swallow your gum.
Sophia Russell, 19, Clinton, liberal arts transfer
Do a marathon every month.
