EDITOR’S NOTE: This column was removed from washtenawvoice.com March 14th, 2018, at the author’s request. The editors agreed to honor the request since there was no news value in a piece that discussed a provocative dance move in a way intended to be humorous. The Voice leadership counsels writers about the enduring nature of published material, in print and online. The Voice values the integrity of archival news content and avoids amending or otherwise altering that record.